LETTERS FROM LONDON
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL
10th January 2011
1. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE QUEEN:
American Jerramy Fine (surely not her real name) is offering hope to all
those wanna-be princesses who hold Miss Machiavellian Middleton as
their role model.  
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2. YOU DON'T DO CAMPING:
The desperate camped out in below freezing temperatures with their
turkey-stuffed family members queuing in front of Selfridge’s from 11PM
Christmas night to buy all the over-priced pointless stuff they didn’t need;
a flat screened TV for the bathroom, an eighth purple handbag,
massive/heavy/ woolly hand-wash-only jumpers.
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3. YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE:
“Sir. I want some more....” No you don’t. Much-loved iconic 200 year-old
British chocolatier Cadbury’s much-loved Dairy Milk bar is about to
shrink by 14%.That’s 20g less to those addicted from birth. Other bars in
the range will be 7% more expensive.
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4. IT'S A NEW YEAR:
And the British bankers we have learned to hate are about to
congratulate themselves by baptising themselves with £1000 bottles of
vintage champagne from their £7bn bonuses. Evidently this is to match
the cut in benefits for the entire nation.
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