|LETTERS FROM LONDON
|REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL
23rd April 2011
|1. It's In The Genes
I looked up to see an enormous orange beach ball with a head and two legs on
the BBC breakfast TV red sofa. It had vermillion hair. It was a cousin to Kate
“he's lucky to have me”Middleton.
As it turns out, Kailie (Katie-Kailie-Katie...interesting) was very fun. She was
fun and funny, witty and entertaining. Quite the opposite of Waity Katy who has
no discernable personality let alone wit. When asked if Kailie was going to the
wedding she replied: “I bloody well hope so.” I wouldn’t hold my breath. On the
channel 4 programme Meet the Middletons she said: “I’ve asked everyone to
curtsy when they see me now.” As they should.
2. Middleton's Leg Up - On a Horse
Finally the Queen has relented and has met the Middletons. We’re told their
meeting lasted an hour and a half and they talked about horses.
Carole and Michael considered buying the 14th C Bolehyde Manor, Camilla’s
home she had shared with her previous husband listed at £5m, then they took a
crack at blood sports, but again without the desired results, so they entered the
world of horse racing, the sport of kings – and queens –as it is a favourite
passion of the Queen’s. Their purchase (with a syndicate of six) came in 6th at
Newbury recently and there is word that they plan to expand their seemingly
successful newly acquired fixation. Royal Ascot...royal box in June? Get out the