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| Letters From London |
| Humorous Views on London Culture, Royals, Gossip and Politics |
Josef Fritzl: Sex Machine.... - 22 March 2009
Dear Diary,
Today I ordered some new magazines. Worldwide Wild Brothels, Bestiality on the Farm,
Bondage Bodies. I am so excited. I also put in for a 100% down duvet with 100% silk cover, a
few cozy cushions covered in rabbit fur. I am about to start reading Perfume and plan to watch
The Collector tonight. As I said, I am very excited, especially about the film. The girl dies. I am
all giddy now. But as you know dear diary, it doesn’t take much to create that situation. I am
laughing now.
Dear Diary,
Today I am to meet with my councillor in Vienna so I am practicing my act. I am doing remorse
at the beginning of our session followed by sadness and then hope. I raise my eyebrows slightly
and look like I have lost my favourite sex partner. If I am able to maintain this I can be out of
here in 15 years and can return to the scenes of the other rapes and murders I committed. That
will be quite the thrill.
Dear Diary,
I was so successful yesterday that I may try a bit of acting while I am in this former nunnery.
Nunnery. So amusing. I might get a few tips from my new best friend, Helmut, who was a TV
presenter before he murdered and dismembered a rival. Projection, good lighting – surely he
can be very helpful. I am going to attempt to read all the crime novels as this is one of the
largest libraries in the country. Perhaps I will learn a few languages so that I can move at will
from country to country when I am released. I fancy the left bank for a few months in the
beginning of summer and perhaps Tuscany in the fall. Although I must do my research or I may
have a problem satisfying my basic needs – if you know what I mean. I am smiling here. So
many lovely memories.
Dear Diary,
I have chosen several pretty floral dresses for Elisabeth. She always looked so appealing in
pastels. I must bribe a nurse to get me the psychiatric clinic where Elisabeth and the children
have all returned to. I am pleased to write that I now have many new pen pals. I am finding that
it is quite easy to find others who share my passions. Thailand and Germany send the most. I
am planning to rent some snuff films that we can discuss in detail. Dear Diary. I am quite content
here as I can pursue all my favourite activities – nearly. But where there’s a will, there’s a way!
Dear Diary,
Today I ordered some new magazines. Worldwide Wild Brothels, Bestiality on the Farm,
Bondage Bodies. I am so excited. I also put in for a 100% down duvet with 100% silk cover, a
few cozy cushions covered in rabbit fur. I am about to start reading Perfume and plan to watch
The Collector tonight. As I said, I am very excited, especially about the film. The girl dies. I am
all giddy now. But as you know dear diary, it doesn’t take much to create that situation. I am
laughing now.
Dear Diary,
Today I am to meet with my councillor in Vienna so I am practicing my act. I am doing remorse
at the beginning of our session followed by sadness and then hope. I raise my eyebrows slightly
and look like I have lost my favourite sex partner. If I am able to maintain this I can be out of
here in 15 years and can return to the scenes of the other rapes and murders I committed. That
will be quite the thrill.
Dear Diary,
I was so successful yesterday that I may try a bit of acting while I am in this former nunnery.
Nunnery. So amusing. I might get a few tips from my new best friend, Helmut, who was a TV
presenter before he murdered and dismembered a rival. Projection, good lighting – surely he
can be very helpful. I am going to attempt to read all the crime novels as this is one of the
largest libraries in the country. Perhaps I will learn a few languages so that I can move at will
from country to country when I am released. I fancy the left bank for a few months in the
beginning of summer and perhaps Tuscany in the fall. Although I must do my research or I may
have a problem satisfying my basic needs – if you know what I mean. I am smiling here. So
many lovely memories.
Dear Diary,
I have chosen several pretty floral dresses for Elisabeth. She always looked so appealing in
pastels. I must bribe a nurse to get me the psychiatric clinic where Elisabeth and the children
have all returned to. I am pleased to write that I now have many new pen pals. I am finding that
it is quite easy to find others who share my passions. Thailand and Germany send the most. I
am planning to rent some snuff films that we can discuss in detail. Dear Diary. I am quite content
here as I can pursue all my favourite activities – nearly. But where there’s a will, there’s a way!
