LETTERS FROM LONDON
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL
2 June 2011
1. Keeping it All in the Family
The International Federation of Association Football, FIFA aka Financial
Incentives for Associates or Fatuous Idiots Form Alliances or Flaming Idiot
Forever Anointed is operating like the mafia. Bribes, pay offs, deals.
The Swiss don, Sepp Blatter, Bladder, Badder or simply Bad has been re-
crowned by his ‘colleagues’ - soldatii - to remain the head of the organisation
for another 4 years adding to the 13 he has already served. He was the only
candidate.
More about Fifa and Sepp Blatter

2. A Twit Tweeting
“This is my first tweet!” Well, strike up the band. But please, not that band. In
one day, Gwyneth Paltrow has almost 700,000 followers. Now that is truly
pathetic.
Dimmer than an energy-saving light bulb, what could she possibly have to say
she hasn’t already boring us into a comatose state? “This is my second tweet!”
“This is my third tweet.” “Look at me, I’m tweeting!”
More about Gwyneth Paltrow
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