LETTERS FROM LONDON
2. LET THEM EAT CAKE:

Soup can be dangerously hot - or too spicy or salty or healthy for the hungry and
homeless.

"Soup runs have no place in the 21st century and it is wrong and undignified that
people are being fed on the streets. Handing out free food only serves to keep
people on the streets for longer, damaging their health...and naturally we want to ‘tidy
up’ our streets.” They forgot to add: “The unkempt are so – unkempt. They don’t
bathe every day. Their clothes are wrinkled. Their socks don’t match.  Al fresco
dining is simply not their forte. Cloth napkins are anathema to them. We find it all so
disagreeable.”

Conservative Westminster Council – one of the richest in Britain - is determined to
prevent the hungry homeless from obtaining free food particularly around
Westminster Cathedral. How charitable. Westminster Council has devised a clever
solution to eliminate the messy throngs: starve them to death.

The Tories are in a frenzy to close down all the hostels and mental health facilities
they can uncover. The number of people and families about to become homeless is
to escalate enormously. Finding a cardboard box suitable for residency will be quite
a challenge.

No worries. With another winter like the last two years, all the rough sleepers will be
dead.
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