LETTERS FROM LONDON
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL
3 FEBRUARY 2011
1. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE:
I’m not going over to the dark side; I’ve seen the trailer. I’ve viewed Natalie
Portman desperately trying to act ...hysterical to horror back to hysterical back
to horror ad inf. She appeared to be saying to herself: “Look like you’re acting,
Natalie, look like your acting...acting crazy...acting sexually frustrated...acting
out. Oh Natalie. Do you want an Oscar or don’t you. Are you forcing me to self-
harm?”
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2. YOU SAY ONE, I SAY ONE HUNDRED:
Three hundred of the rich/powerful/pointless/z-list celebs - Andrew Lloyd
Webber, James Caan, Nick Leslau, Tamara Beckwith, Richard Desmond,
Bernie Ecclestone, Gary Lineker- shared their fervour for a free Heston
Blumenthal lunch at the launch of Candyland
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3. MAKE MINE A TAKE-AWAY:
Eat ‘n run is on the rise. ‘The meal’s on you’ mentality trend has increased 33%
on last year and neither money nor anarchy appear to be the motivation.
Groups of 4 to 6 have entered the competition. No clever manoeuvring,
ingenious plan, hand signals, nudge nudge wink wink – they simply walk out en
masse.  
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